Oatly Whole Oat Drink, 1l

Oh, so you’re only interested in the cream of the oat crop?

Then our ambient Oat Drink Whole was totally made with you in mind. It’s perfect for anyone looking to swap whole cow’s milk for a more planet-based beverage. And bonus! Before opening, it can be stored at room temperature for 270 days! That should be more than enough to get you through the first stages of a zombie apocalypse or for you to put it in a safe place, forget about it, then find it again nine months later, still fresh.

After opening this product, you can use it for cooking, drinking, and baking bread that will be so soft and fluffy that any bad feelings you might have experienced from that mention of a zombie apocalypse will immediately go away.